today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
(via dragondreamersdragonriders)
Sweet Mary mother of fuck! Someone tell Satan to get his fiery ass out my room, and back to the depths he came from.
Seriously someone share their AC?
I’d ask for a pool since I’m in my bathing suit but I can’t.
Such a bad idea to get a tattoo the week it’s horridly hot out.

We must be long lost best friends or something.